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A brief compilation of comments collected from guests of Holland America, shared by Corey the Cruise Director and an onboard chef:

  • Complaint from a passenger while still at the port in Civitavecchia, outside Rome: “I am really upset!! I paid for a room with a sea view and all I can see is this dock!!”
  • Question from spa patron: “How small does my face have to be to qualify for the mini facial?”
  • Complaint from a dining room patron: “My lobster tail is too small. Can’t you make the lobsters bigger?”
  • Heard at least once every cruise: “Where do I catch the bus for the walking tour?” Answer: It’s a walking tour…

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Kathleen Flinn is the author of "The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry," "The Kitchen Counter Cooking School" and "Burnt Toast Makes You Sing Good." All are published by Viking/Penguin.

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